Oh you know, amazing health insurance. [Not that he needed the immortality, but still.] Not much of a 401k, though. Pay's all right. [If you count being paid in ambient love and whimsical notoriety as all right, and he does.] But there's nothing like the satisfaction of the job well done. The usual. Those are usual things for job benefits, right?

Yeah, you're gonna have to offer something pretty appealing to get me to be your minion. But why don't you tell me about YOUR employee benefits, see if you can get me to come around?