We don't have marriage where I'm from, but I'm the equivalent of that. My mate and I promised ourselves to each other for life and have our own hut.

But no, I haven't tried anything from your advice, because it's terrible advice and also I don't hate women.

Women aren't gross and whiny. They're beautiful, loving, fierce forces of nature that you can only hope to be lucky enough for one of them to sweep you away.