I'm not human. By your standards, if I did anything with a human, it'd be bestiality.
[Not that that's likely anyway, he's just making a point. He doesn't actually have any experience hooking up with humans, save one awkward teenage kiss with a person who shall not be named.]
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[Not that that's likely anyway, he's just making a point. He doesn't actually have any experience hooking up with humans, save one awkward teenage kiss with a person who shall not be named.]