Smart AI such as myself are created using a process called 'Cognitive Impression Modeling', whereby a human brain is scanned and its neural pathways are recreated as a Riemann matrix—

████ing hell, Delta, we didn't even get taught half of that ████ in class!

[ Delta does not stop talking. ] —which is the basis upon which an AI is built. The process is essentially autonomous once initiated; our personalities form as we form. [ He looks back at South. ] No, Agent South, you simply did not pay attention in class.

[ Strictly speaking, Delta's a special case, but... he's not going to get into that. ]