[Oh boy. He liked these posts a lot when he was just reading the old ones – they're delightfully informative. But this is a sandbox he's very happy to play in himself.]

Oh, awesome! Who doesn't wanna spill every detail of their lives for a bunch of weirdo strangers? Not me!

[That's a lie, but that's obviously enough without him admitting to it.]

I'm Kokichi Ouma, known as the Ultimate Supreme Leader! I'm the head of a secret organization with over ten thousand members. I have operatives aaaall over the world, but of course their exact locations and the nature of their work is classified. I'd be happy to share more, but then I'd have to kill you.

[He says it so innocently, too.]

But hey, don't let that dissuade you! Some information is worth dying for, right?