Wow, so even an illiterate stripper is handy once in a while! But his theory checks out.

[Kokichi sounds way too cheery given the situation, surprisingly absolutely no one.

He doesn't seem to be in the dorms, though. It's unclear where he is, exactly – the room is pretty dark – but if anyone's particularly observant, there's a soft secondary lighting on his face, like the glow of monitors besides just the one in the comm device. Maybe that's why he was careful to keep this message locked away from Jorgmund staff.]

So hey, if anyone gets cleared to leave, let me know! I'd rather talk to people that definitely aren't the imposter, y'know?