Y'know what, wandering around in the middle of the night to try and kick shapeshifter ass wasn't at the top of my bucket list anyway, but I draw the line at believing I appeal to kids.

[ Salty, but just kind of for the sake of being salty because the action figure is real: a Tucker story. ]

Jesus. You have one alien baby and that's it, huh? The door to the dad zone just blasts open.