I've gotten way better at jumping off of shit since then.
[ She rolls her eyes dramatically and kicks him in the shin. ]
Oh, god, Drew. The fucking basketball court at the park. They were bitching at us again because we kicked their asses all the time and then you threw a punch before I even had the chance. Fucking hypocrite of the century, I swear to fuck.
[ She tilts her head, then grins. ]
Okay, how many times did you try and fail epically to give me the talk about "being responsible" when you finally figured out I had my first girlfriend?
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I've gotten way better at jumping off of shit since then.
[ She rolls her eyes dramatically and kicks him in the shin. ]
Oh, god, Drew. The fucking basketball court at the park. They were bitching at us again because we kicked their asses all the time and then you threw a punch before I even had the chance. Fucking hypocrite of the century, I swear to fuck.
[ She tilts her head, then grins. ]
Okay, how many times did you try and fail epically to give me the talk about "being responsible" when you finally figured out I had my first girlfriend?