[ no one's prepared for kokichi levels of paranoia tbh ]

Ew, why would I wanna spend time with a magical girl? That'd totally trash my image! Supreme leaders of evil and frilly do-gooders don't mix.

[It's not like he's totally oblivious, however much he's playing it up that way. He's genre-savvy enough to know he's not supposed to recognize her.

He's just also savvy enough to recognize that there's a very short list of people this ~mysterious~ magical girl could be. Most likely a young girl, probably has some kinda little mascot creature hanging around? Yeah, it doesn't take a genius to figure that one out.

But that's a subject for later. For now, he's just flashing a shit-eating grin.]

Aww, you got me! But seriously, go check out the rewards lounge. That part wasn't a joke.