[The response to their theorizing comes not on this post through their comms, but instead as a voice calling out distantly from Setsuna's comm. If the line's gonna be kept open anyway, he prefers the relative privacy.]

Yup, yup! Our knock-off Santa did indeed have a sack! Buuut that missing uniform is way more important if you ask me. I mean, you know what that means, right?

[Yeah, he's gonna be a pain in the ass about this.]