[YEAH... Despite all the batfuckery of the Ultimate Academy, it was still relatively more grounded, and all the genre-awareness and open-mindedness in the world still doesn't entirely prepare him for actual magical shit. He can accept it, sure, but how the fuck is he supposed to anticipate all the wild shit people can do here?
He only just catches the familiarity of the images and snatches up his comm, alt-tabbing back to a message he had pre-written just seconds before a magical girl suddenly materialized besides him. The comm goes swiftly behind his back and he quickly plasters over his tense surprise with a pout, immediately all casual ease.]
Jeeeeez, warn a guy first, will you?
[Internally, he's screaming. He couldn't hide all his scribbling in time, but the pre-written message was a higher priority and he needs to have a finger subtly hovering over that button in the worst case scenario...
He makes a face at the candy – probably the first time in his life he's ever done that.]
And can't you read the room? I mean, there's an imposter out there somewhere and you're wandering around offering kids candy? My mommy told me not to take candy from strangers, y'know!
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He only just catches the familiarity of the images and snatches up his comm, alt-tabbing back to a message he had pre-written just seconds before a magical girl suddenly materialized besides him. The comm goes swiftly behind his back and he quickly plasters over his tense surprise with a pout, immediately all casual ease.]
Jeeeeez, warn a guy first, will you?
[Internally, he's screaming. He couldn't hide all his scribbling in time, but the pre-written message was a higher priority and he needs to have a finger subtly hovering over that button in the worst case scenario...
He makes a face at the candy – probably the first time in his life he's ever done that.]
And can't you read the room? I mean, there's an imposter out there somewhere and you're wandering around offering kids candy? My mommy told me not to take candy from strangers, y'know!