I'm definitely not a Freelancer, let's keep that on the record. I'm Blue Team. That means if I'm bitching about something, I'm being exactly the right amount of finicky. But even I'm pretty sure Freelancers didn't go slip 'n sliding on alien guts for the thrill.

[ Considered possibly competent by association: his worst nightmare. ]

Anyway, shit's gross. There's teeth in there. It looks like you tried to pull an old dude from a tar pit and all you saved were his dentures.