I am certain whoever that was in the cafeteria will probably read this at some point or have it passed on to them, so: I apologize for being unfairly "good at dodging", but I don't appreciate being compared to someone who performs that sort of indecency with a horse's ... anatomy in response.
Plenty of our peers can aim, I am sure they'd be willing to give you lessons.
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Plenty of our peers can aim, I am sure they'd be willing to give you lessons.