I'd be lying if I said I was. My friend Buzz is here with me and that's made it a little less terrifying but...
I wasn't made for this. For...whatever this is.
[He gestures around himself like he's been put in a danger box.]
Don't get me wrong, I know this is probably a shock to everyone, but I literally wasn't made for this. My life's purpose is being good for pretend games and being huggable and I am fine with that.
My friends and I have wound up in more danger than you'd probably expect but it's always been bad luck. We don't go looking for it.
I don't even know what they expect Buzz and I to do, but the fact they equipped him with dectectors that pick up on toxic gas and radiation isn't promising. I think they decided whatever coal mines you might have to barge into need some canaries.
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I wasn't made for this. For...whatever this is.
[He gestures around himself like he's been put in a danger box.]
Don't get me wrong, I know this is probably a shock to everyone, but I literally wasn't made for this. My life's purpose is being good for pretend games and being huggable and I am fine with that.
My friends and I have wound up in more danger than you'd probably expect but it's always been bad luck. We don't go looking for it.
I don't even know what they expect Buzz and I to do, but the fact they equipped him with dectectors that pick up on toxic gas and radiation isn't promising. I think they decided whatever coal mines you might have to barge into need some canaries.