I am trying to make you guess, but if you're gonna call me ridiculous, you'd best be prepared to do it to my face.

Anyway, I'd bring in a prop to help you out, but they confiscated my brushes and my eggs when I got here, so you're just gonna have to pretend I'm painting one. I assure you, the egg you're pretending I'm painting looks amazing.

I dunno what stop-motion is.