I've been a jerkface now and again in my day but not a murderous one.
[Wait, that's not entirely honest.]
Actually for the sake of transparency I'll be honest and say I did accidentally knock someone out a window once but I was actually trying to just knock him over and get him temporarily stuck somewhere, and just about everything that could've went wrong did. So he took a dive. He was fine, he decked me in a gas station parking lot over it, and now he's my best friend.
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[Wait, that's not entirely honest.]
Actually for the sake of transparency I'll be honest and say I did accidentally knock someone out a window once but I was actually trying to just knock him over and get him temporarily stuck somewhere, and just about everything that could've went wrong did. So he took a dive. He was fine, he decked me in a gas station parking lot over it, and now he's my best friend.