Thank you, Tenten. I'll be taking notes on your debrief on her behalf.

[Stacia will apologize later for her blatant lies, but frankly they need as much information as Tenten can provide with a minimum of fuss. To facilitate this, Stacia breaks out her most professional tone of voice: firm yet gentle, neither particularly warm nor particularly cold. Polite interest, as though the matter is resolved but for the clean-up.]

Let's start at the beginning. In your own time.