[Ronan fights the urge to bristle like the porcupine he is. He's already had this conversation and it didn't go well when he jumped to conclusions. Time to try and calm down a bit. This is supposedly the God damn Easter bunny. You don't (try to) piss off someone who gives kids chocolate.]

I lived on a farm full of wonder, beauty, and lots of manure. Then I grew up.

[That's the incredibly abbreviated version, leaving out pretty much everything important.]

I never saw you. My parents always gave me the chocolate and hid all the eggs.