[Saturday's icon is a broken link in the system as it is on her inbox; this effect persists everywhere in the system. Also, her username is upside down]

hey, it's saturday. i'm from Seattle, year 2074. i got magic powers that make me a real good fighter. other than that, not much to write home about. guess people can ask questions if they want. sorry about the music in this post i don't know how to make it go away everything crashes when I try to edit.

[below her text is a midifile, which will autoplay the Pina Colada Song]