[ A pale teenager who doesn't seem totally used to talking into a camera appears. ]

Alright so, this isn't cute and it's also not a dark secret so.

My name's Kevin, and I'm a vampire?

[ He's stating it for a fact, but his voice still inflects upward. ]

Which may sound super fake, but it's real. And the company knows about it and they told me they can handle the whole blood supply issue so I'm not... gonna go around biting nobody or nothing, okay?

I just wanted to be honest about it. It's... kinda weird for me to be able to do that, and also for me to be able to be awake during the day so this is a lot right now.

[ He shrugs a little. ]