[Hope y'all are prepared for a bit of eyebleeding. Yes, he did absolutely sit in a corner for a bit in the middle of a party to fiddle with settings until he could get his font looking the way he likes it. It's a shitty party anyway.]
whats up fellow kidnapping victims this is as good a way as any to get introductions taken care of en masse better honestly pretty sure id have rammed one of those plastic knives through my eye socket if we had to play any kind of party game icebreakers the questions slips were excruciating enough anyway im dave strider ran a bunch of different websites and blogs and shit once upon a time so hit me up if youre a fan i wont autograph any tits but i can offer a loyal follower a fistbump in these trying times sorry for not updating anything for three years btw a lot of shit happened i guess i should be letting yall know that im the resident time guy just putting that out there gently laying my personal weirdness down next to everyone elses all hesistant and pigeon toed its kind of a mess but im putting my heart into this shit the cornerstone of my soul is resting all tenderly at your feet so try not to step on it
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whats up fellow kidnapping victims
this is as good a way as any to get introductions taken care of en masse
better honestly
pretty sure id have rammed one of those plastic knives through my eye socket if we had to play any kind of party game icebreakers
the questions slips were excruciating enough
anyway im dave strider
ran a bunch of different websites and blogs and shit once upon a time so hit me up if youre a fan
i wont autograph any tits but i can offer a loyal follower a fistbump in these trying times
sorry for not updating anything for three years btw a lot of shit happened
i guess i should be letting yall know that im the resident time guy
just putting that out there
gently laying my personal weirdness down next to everyone elses all hesistant and pigeon toed
its kind of a mess but im putting my heart into this shit
the cornerstone of my soul is resting all tenderly at your feet so try not to step on it