Don't you dare besmirch the name of hoop-and-stick. That was a classic.

You young'uns just don't know how to appreciate the simple things. Need all the beepity boop machines and pretty lights to stay entertained.

[Says someone who loved computers and who had played him some old school 8 and 16 bit as a teen.]

Back in my day all we needed was a dirt pile. We'd play a good old fashioned game of Pile O' Dirt.