And that's why you're a fucking idiot. Glad we worked that out so quick.

[Helpfully, he waves a hand through the air in front of Wash like that might clear up some of the distracting shadow hallucinations.]

Anyway, your scale is way off. Wolverine's a furry with a manicure, he's got nothing on me. And we've got all kinds of anime-level nonsense going on around here. I know exactly how old you are, but for all you know I'm like a thousand years old. Sit the fuck down, kiddo, I'm telling you to let the pros do their goddamn jobs.