First of all, you're a teenager. You reek of metaphorical axe body spray. It's just like [he gestures with his hand] Fwoosh! Radiating off you at all times.
[Dave, come on. There is the briefest moment where Wash's expression is actually sober.]
And you can get hurt. [He points with the spoon.] Your arm is broken.
We can learn to work together better. That's what I was saying when I first got here. About training and discipline and a rada rada oorah sis boom bah, you know. People learning to fight better together.
So maybe next time, when we're in a fight like that, it doesn't go that far south.
But the times when it gets that bad, for whatever reason it do, that's when you're a kid again and I'm an adult again, and maybe next time I can figure out how to protect you better than shoving you down a laundry chute but I'm still gonna do it if it gets that bad.
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[He shakes his head.]
First of all, you're a teenager. You reek of metaphorical axe body spray. It's just like [he gestures with his hand] Fwoosh! Radiating off you at all times.
[Dave, come on. There is the briefest moment where Wash's expression is actually sober.]
And you can get hurt. [He points with the spoon.] Your arm is broken.
We can learn to work together better. That's what I was saying when I first got here. About training and discipline and a rada rada oorah sis boom bah, you know. People learning to fight better together.
So maybe next time, when we're in a fight like that, it doesn't go that far south.
But the times when it gets that bad, for whatever reason it do, that's when you're a kid again and I'm an adult again, and maybe next time I can figure out how to protect you better than shoving you down a laundry chute but I'm still gonna do it if it gets that bad.
Booosh.
[He drops his spoon on his tray like a mic drop.]