Whyever would we need to curse? We are all so happy to be here!

[The sarcasm, it blisters. It's delivered by a small teenage girl in a weirdly-oversized jumpsuit.]

But yeah, no cursing on the network. You also have to smile to get into the cafeteria or mess hall or whatever it is we're calling it. Though if you'd prefer, you can carry around a picture of a smiling face to trigger the doors.

But most importantly, we're on serious Buddy System time, so don't go wandering around alone.