video;

[ragefeathers]

First of all ████ this shit.

[ Mackenzie Haynes is one very unhappy looking young woman. She is dressed in the typical new hire garment and she glares at the camera on her device like she might be able to burn a hole in it. That changes to an almost unhinged level of outrage when she realizes that the application is bleeping out her curse word. ]

What the ████?

Why can't I say ████?

So not only did I get ████ing kidnapped, I can't even cuss about it? This is bull████.

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video;

[breq]

Apparently they take language very seriously.

[ She's a little amused, honestly. Reminds her of some of her own experiences. ]

Re: video;

[ragefeathers]

They're going to take my ████ing foot up their ████ing ███ seriously real ████ing soon here.

[breq]

From my understanding, they'll activate the implant in your spine to disable you if you try.

[ragefeathers]

This is some straight up Weaver bull████.

Pentex-subsidiary ███ mother███████ are going to regret ████ing with me, I swear to the Mother.

[71lines]

They didn't even do a good job, your second one slipped through.

[ragefeathers]

For real? For some reason that makes it even ████ing worse.

[credit_not_blame]

Whyever would we need to curse? We are all so happy to be here!

[The sarcasm, it blisters. It's delivered by a small teenage girl in a weirdly-oversized jumpsuit.]

But yeah, no cursing on the network. You also have to smile to get into the cafeteria or mess hall or whatever it is we're calling it. Though if you'd prefer, you can carry around a picture of a smiling face to trigger the doors.

But most importantly, we're on serious Buddy System time, so don't go wandering around alone.

[ragefeathers]

[ Have a very toothy grin. The better to eat you with, etc. etc. ]

The buddy system? What for? And please, like there's anything here that could seriously ████ with me.

[71lines]

[She laughs in stoned ninja.]

[credit_not_blame]

There's something running around here that's maimed almost half a dozen people and murdered a few more, and we've got some real tough cookies on that list.

Also, you probably got messed with on your way here from where ever you came from, so you may be less invulnerable than you expect.

[ragefeathers]

Well, bless your heart. It'll takes more than some psycho from a slasher flick to do me in. Trust me.

[ A grin that says 'I am exceedingly confident in my ability to either do or receive damage. Possibly both.' ]

voice;

[bothbarrels]

Well...at least they can't censor in-person conversations.

Re: voice;

[ragefeathers]

Yeah thank the ████ing Mother for that. ████ that would be miserable.

[bothbarrels]

Sometimes it's the only way to express things just the right way, yeah.

And sometimes you need to lock yourself in the bathroom and scream those words until your throat is raw just to let it all out.

[ He can definitely remember those days. ]

[walkingballpit]

I don’t think it’s that bad. Curse words are the lazy way to get your point across. They’re paint-by-numbers angry. You can do better.

[ragefeathers]

████ you. I'm going to find you and shove my ████ing foot so far up your ████ing ███ that you can taste the ████ on my ████ing boot. How's that for lazy you ████?

[walkingballpit]

It’s a little Mad Libs, honestly, I can make it into anything. Like if Strawberry Shortcake had a bad day, it’s: Bake you! I’m going to find you and shove my folding foot so far up your twinkling cupcake that you can taste the sprinkles on my icing boot! How’s that for lazy you cake-eater?

[monkey_wrench]

i don't know about that. have you heard karkat curse? he's practically turned it in to an art form.

[walkingballpit]

But that’s kind of my point - he goes for allegory and metaphor. He doesn’t just drop -ings everywhere.

[pasthole]

████ing thank you.

[ Honestly, though, Robbie and Jack having a side thread about his ranting is a dumb but sorely-needed point of something positive considering how things are. ]

text

[monkey_wrench]

Rule of thumb for this place, anyway they can make you miserable or take away your person-hood, they will. Set your bar low. Like, don't just set it on the floor, get out a shovel and bury that sucker in the ground.

Re: text

[ragefeathers]

Yeah, I can see that. Bunch of ████biting ████heads.

[monkey_wrench]

yeah, and they only get worse from here.

they were talking about the attacks up top, it would probably be a good idea for you to know our gracious over-lords didn't bother to tell us some of their own staff had been killed by whatever or whoever is doing this, until two of us were attacked

[Why yes, he is just going to blatantly talk shit about them on the open comms. Nothing seems to have come of it so far.]

text

[pasthole]

Welcome to the rig!
Let me assure you, the profanity filter is not even the beginning of the end of the hoofbeast leavings with which you will contend!

Normally this would mostly just be a big funny haha joke about how obnoxious it is having to dance around perfectly useful words, but really.
We got some ████ing problems.

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[ragefeathers]

oh ████ing joy

you want to fill me in on these ████ing problems?