Brand Saint John (
runes_brand) wrote in
piper902020-12-20 03:57 pm
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Did the Reading [locked to New Hires except Kokichi and Mac]
[An hour or two after Brand vanished from his first post by flinging his comm across the room, a follow up appears. He appears to be much calmer and to have moved to the bunks.]
This is good work, Lonestar.
My name is Brand and my specialties are security and combat. Having gotten a run-down on Planker from someone whose skill level I'm familiar with 1) fuck that asshole, and 2) I'm willing to offer extra-curricular training: stamina, situational awareness, hand-to-hand, knives, guns, and explosives, plus a few other things. Don't fucking ask me to keep you motivated, because I will.
Other than that, I do what Rune does, but without magic. [He sighs a most put-upon sigh.] Count this as my AMA, but no fucking guarantees on getting answers to everything you ask.
A few specific messages:
Armstrong: You still doing assessments for combat instruction? Let me know when there's a hole in your schedule. Not a question: your stuff is two doors down and across the hall. I've got fucking dibs on Rune as a roommate.
Bunny: I'd be obliged if you stuck with darker chocolate for Rune, otherwise he eats it all in one go and I have to deal with the fallout.
[He's got a few other things to say, but he's going to reach out privately for those.]
This is good work, Lonestar.
My name is Brand and my specialties are security and combat. Having gotten a run-down on Planker from someone whose skill level I'm familiar with 1) fuck that asshole, and 2) I'm willing to offer extra-curricular training: stamina, situational awareness, hand-to-hand, knives, guns, and explosives, plus a few other things. Don't fucking ask me to keep you motivated, because I will.
Other than that, I do what Rune does, but without magic. [He sighs a most put-upon sigh.] Count this as my AMA, but no fucking guarantees on getting answers to everything you ask.
A few specific messages:
Armstrong: You still doing assessments for combat instruction? Let me know when there's a hole in your schedule. Not a question: your stuff is two doors down and across the hall. I've got fucking dibs on Rune as a roommate.
Bunny: I'd be obliged if you stuck with darker chocolate for Rune, otherwise he eats it all in one go and I have to deal with the fallout.
[He's got a few other things to say, but he's going to reach out privately for those.]

[video]
I did a read through of the previous posts and noticed you were asking about candy preferences. I'm chiming in because I'm one of the two people it usually takes to keep him from trying to live off of snack cakes and cigarettes.
[He sounds exasperated by this, but also deeply fond.]
Speaking of, Rune's told me that you're the one I have to thank for being in as good of shape as he is, food-wise. So thank you.
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[Of all his supernatural abilities he could have kept here, growing plants is at least the most communally useful power, but he's still salty about not keeping the rest.]
Since you're here now too, what's your favorite fruit?
[He might as well have a complete list.]
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Avocados, apples, or blueberries. But I'm not picky either.