piper90npcs: (Richard Washburn)
piper90npcs ([personal profile] piper90npcs) wrote in [community profile] piper902021-02-02 01:20 am

GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT RE: THE INTRUDER

[Washburn sends this by all-hires text, rather than announcement. Anyone who responds will be responding "reply all".]

Good afternoon, all of you. I have good news for you.

You all performed well beyond our expectations in rooting out the child-stalking intruder. I speak for everyone here in saying that the favor is more than appreciated, especially since your actions ensured that the crisis was handled with zero losses to property or persons.

The culinary staff have been authorized to issue one additional cup of Jell-O at dinner tonight as a token of that gratitude.

Have a nice, productive day.
-R. Washburn

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