GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT RE: THE INTRUDER

[piper90npcs]

[Washburn sends this by all-hires text, rather than announcement. Anyone who responds will be responding "reply all".]

Good afternoon, all of you. I have good news for you.

You all performed well beyond our expectations in rooting out the child-stalking intruder. I speak for everyone here in saying that the favor is more than appreciated, especially since your actions ensured that the crisis was handled with zero losses to property or persons.

The culinary staff have been authorized to issue one additional cup of Jell-O at dinner tonight as a token of that gratitude.

Have a nice, productive day.
-R. Washburn

Comments

[71lines]

Honestly, I could do with some lime jello.

[just_rogue]

Jello feels a lil too close ta home after what Ah just went through. Someone else can have mine.

[kingofneworleans]

I'll take your share, s'long as it ain't de sugar-free stuff.

[Like Remy would let food go to waste.]

[greyerrant]

Excellent. I like the red flavor.

[onequartershark]

Great. Thanks.

[NEW HIRE ENCRYPTION:]
I get the feeling this is unusually generous for the company. Anyone want to confirm for me?

[Encrypted]

[kingofneworleans]

Depends on how much motivation they think we need. They CAN offer larger things, but...I'm guessing they didn't have much time to come up with a better carrot on a stick.

[onequartershark]

Does 'larger things' include our confiscated equipment?

[ Look, a girl's gotta have hope, right? ]

[kingofneworleans]

Unfortunately, no. Not that I've seen. Not the bigger stuff or the weapons, at least. You might be able to get back some of the smaller items that you had with you, as long as nobody can tell that they're weapons.

We do get our gear back for missions off Rig. Which means sometimes you can stow smaller items that they won't miss. But that can be difficult if you don't know where to hide things.

[onequartershark]

Damn.

Let's just call what I've got 'conspicuous.'

[fromfryingpantofire]

Just nothing too dark in color.

[zerofield]

Strawberry or gtfo.