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[walkingballpit]

[ A lightly tanned hand is holding the corner of a vintage 1994 calendar as if it’s either priceless or a paper bag of poo that’s still on fire. It’s hard to tell, being just a hand.

When Robbie finally says anything, he sounds absolutely bewildered. ]

Uh......

Thanks, Jorgmund?

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[Cue Stacia, who has never even so much as had a malicious thought in her life:]

Wait, the 'Fabio' in 'Fabio hair' is a person?!

[walkingballpit]

[ The multiverse is a big place. Maybe Fabio isn’t a universal constant. ]

The I can’t believe it’s not butter commercials wouldn’t lie. He’s a real person.

[credit_not_blame]

It's called "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter", if any company could get away with using a fake...celebrity? for advertising, it'd be them.