[locked] More Intel

[parannoyed]

In the spirit of sharing information that we found while monster-hunting [and on a separate post because like hell is he going to purposefully comment to Price] we also need to share what we found on one of the laptops while snooping around.

Apparently the company is worried about outside threats, someone called The Bey and some pirates, and a group called the Ryecatchers. They don't seem to think the pirates are much of a threat other than The Bey - maybe their leader? The person writing the memo thought the Ryecatchers were a worse threat.

Information about Jorgmund's enemies seems useful to know.

Comments

[fuckingaqua]

So no sharing my RPF, no giving mutated people sexy pets. Got it.

[ Tucker you do not 'got it.' ]

Is this like a cultural sensitivity thing? I kinda tuned out last time Jorgmund pulled us in for that since they kidnapped us in the first place. Glass fucking houses.

[fuckingaqua]

Ohhh. You're one of those people who still has dignity and standards, huh? I feel like lesbians are always great at holding onto those.

Yeah, my fuckup ratio is already so bad I just shoot my shot whenever it looks low-stakes enough. What am I gonna do, look like a bigger loser? You never know when that W is gonna come around the corner.

[fuckingaqua]

Complaining is a good coping mechanism. If I couldn't complain, I wouldn't be where I am today. Or I would, but I'd be way too fucking uptight about it. Hard pass. Kvetching all day every day, like god intended.

[ragefeathers]

Look, dignity and standards are important.

I mean that's fair but have some pride in yourself man. It's kinda depressing when someone thinks they're on the same level as dirt.

[myagents]

I was merely recommending a more cautious approach for your own safety.

[fuckingaqua]

[ Local dumbass fails to see what she means literally at all. ]

Who's dirt? I'm an attainable asshole. That's part of my charm.

[ragefeathers]

Ah... sure, yeah. We'll go with that, then, shall we?

[fuckingaqua]

Well, I'm discerning about when I use caution. I'm caution-cautious. You should respect my preexisting stance on this.

[myagents]

[That doesn't make any sense whatsoever. What does Tucker think he's achieving by not taking the objectively good 'be careful' advice?]

Of course. I will refrain from pointing out danger in the future, if that is what you request.

[Which is Price speak for 'Have fun dying."]

[fuckingaqua]

See? Thank you. Messing with the charm of how we do shit. I'm trying to represent sim trooper culture to the uneducated elite.

[ And kind of just being stubborn and combative for its own sake. ]

[myagents]

Alright. I wish you good luck, Captain Tucker.