[locked] More Intel

[parannoyed]

In the spirit of sharing information that we found while monster-hunting [and on a separate post because like hell is he going to purposefully comment to Price] we also need to share what we found on one of the laptops while snooping around.

Apparently the company is worried about outside threats, someone called The Bey and some pirates, and a group called the Ryecatchers. They don't seem to think the pirates are much of a threat other than The Bey - maybe their leader? The person writing the memo thought the Ryecatchers were a worse threat.

Information about Jorgmund's enemies seems useful to know.

Comments

[myagents]

That is an interesting theory, Private Tucker. [Interesting is usually a word that Price uses to describe dumbass, after all.] If that was the case, how would you approach her?

[Don't get him wrong, Price likes Tucker. Price likes everyone! He just thinks that sometimes people really ask for the humiliation.]

[fuckingaqua]

I dunno, it's kinda been a while. First impressions are gonna be a huge deal. 'cause I'm not trying to challenge her authority or Game of Thrones her out of power. I just wanna have a good time.

So like... "Hey, girl. I'm really into the way you had that traitor executed. How about we go somewhere more private so you can tell me how you're gonna run the world, and we see what happens?"

[ Requisite eyebrow waggling goes here. If you aren't willing to throw the ball first, no Bey will ever hit it back. Reach for the stars. ]

[myagents]

I am a little confused on how this strategy would be beneficial to you. I believe that going...'Somewhere more private' would make you easier to kill.

[Which is always something fun to tell your future roommate.]

[fuckingaqua]

Easier to kill?

[ RUDE. ]

Dude, did your thought process make any pit stops getting there or was zero to murder seriously your first fucking A to B?

[myagents]

I'm sorry, was that not supposed to be my thought process?

[It's a genuine question. Isn't murder what this is about?]

[fuckingaqua]

... yeah, I guess you being an evil creepy douchebag shouldn't be a surprise. Some people save murder for last like they live in fuckin' civilization.

[ To quote an ancient prophet: "I don't know what I expected." Price has big Dead Dove, Do Not Eat energy. ]

Besides, if she's out there doing her warlord thing, she can just kill me in public. It's whatever.

[myagents]

I don't see how it would be wrong to consider that the enemy would try to murder you in this situation. As hires we are, after all, associated with Jorgmund.

[fuckingaqua]

Eh, I don't really think about that most of the time. Being technically associated with the UNSC didn't mean shit, either.

[myagents]

Perhaps it would be wiser to gather more information before elaborating a strategy.

[fuckingaqua]

Maybe your face would be wiser. Since when does counselor school teach tactics stuff, anyway?

[myagents]

I was merely recommending a more cautious approach for your own safety.

[fuckingaqua]

Well, I'm discerning about when I use caution. I'm caution-cautious. You should respect my preexisting stance on this.

[myagents]

[That doesn't make any sense whatsoever. What does Tucker think he's achieving by not taking the objectively good 'be careful' advice?]

Of course. I will refrain from pointing out danger in the future, if that is what you request.

[Which is Price speak for 'Have fun dying."]

[fuckingaqua]

See? Thank you. Messing with the charm of how we do shit. I'm trying to represent sim trooper culture to the uneducated elite.

[ And kind of just being stubborn and combative for its own sake. ]

[myagents]

Alright. I wish you good luck, Captain Tucker.