[locked] More Intel

[parannoyed]

In the spirit of sharing information that we found while monster-hunting [and on a separate post because like hell is he going to purposefully comment to Price] we also need to share what we found on one of the laptops while snooping around.

Apparently the company is worried about outside threats, someone called The Bey and some pirates, and a group called the Ryecatchers. They don't seem to think the pirates are much of a threat other than The Bey - maybe their leader? The person writing the memo thought the Ryecatchers were a worse threat.

Information about Jorgmund's enemies seems useful to know.

Comments

[fuckingaqua]

Then I'm gonna wear the honor of getting shot down by her like a kickass war medal. Doing this is the only thing I've ever wanted to commit to.

[ragefeathers]

Okay man, your funeral. Just don't cry about it when she grinds your dick into powder with her heels or whatever.

[fuckingaqua]

[ The way that Kenzie organically speaks his language. If he looks like he is having fun, no he doesn't!!! No one can prove it. ]

I can't believe you're gonna cyber-bully me after all the gross shit we snooped through as a team. What are we even going to all the H.R. pep rallies for?

[ragefeathers]

[ Oh God. He's starting to remind her of Eli. What the fuck? Feelings? Gross. ]

It's my responsibility to cyberbully any dude who thinks they're good enough for Beyoncé. Tough luck.

[fuckingaqua]

It's not about if I'm "good enough," it's about if she's bored enough! This is totally gatekeeping. [ ????? ] Look, you can put your hat in the ring, too, no one's gonna stop you. Come compete for her favor. If I get shot down, I'll wingman you by making you look better in comparison.

[ Truly a high honor to bestow. Clearly the real issue here. He would literally not even have to try to make her look like a better prospect. ]

[ragefeathers]

And risk disappointing her? I'm not that crazy, bro.

[fuckingaqua]

But what if you don't disappoint her? That's like the whole point!

[ragefeathers]

You have nothing to lose, it's easy for you to say that. I am not gonna risk my lesbian cred on disappointing her. Nooo way.

[fuckingaqua]

Ohhh. You're one of those people who still has dignity and standards, huh? I feel like lesbians are always great at holding onto those.

Yeah, my fuckup ratio is already so bad I just shoot my shot whenever it looks low-stakes enough. What am I gonna do, look like a bigger loser? You never know when that W is gonna come around the corner.

[ragefeathers]

Look, dignity and standards are important.

I mean that's fair but have some pride in yourself man. It's kinda depressing when someone thinks they're on the same level as dirt.

[fuckingaqua]

[ Local dumbass fails to see what she means literally at all. ]

Who's dirt? I'm an attainable asshole. That's part of my charm.

[ragefeathers]

Ah... sure, yeah. We'll go with that, then, shall we?