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Stacia, Nothing-to-See-Here ([personal profile] credit_not_blame) wrote in [community profile] piper902021-04-04 12:49 pm

Birthday Planning! [locked to new hires][yes, all of them!]

Today is my birthday! Happy birthday to meeeeeee!

[Stacia clears her throat.]

After some serious thought and because this place is disgusting, I have elected to turn seventeen again. To that effect, please feel free to greet me in person with whatever seventeen-and-under age you like, especially where Jorg employees can hear so as to sow confusion amongst their ranks.

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