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piper902021-06-21 12:40 am
pastnastification) wrote in piper902021-06-21 12:40 am
♫ Introducing on sunshine, whoa-oh-oooh ♫ [LOCKED]
[The man that shows up on the screen is an extreme ginger, complete with blue eyes. Given that Jorgmund isn't really the type to give people hair care products, the way his hair spikes up seems to be a natural swoop.]
[He figured out the hover function on his comm (100% by accident) and that means it's a wide view of him, sitting on his bunk and leaning forward with curiosity with his elbows on his knees. The New Hire jumpsuit isn't exactly flattering on him - he's almost aggressively average-looking and slightly paunchy - but he looks comfortable, like he's used to occasionally wearing stupid uniforms.]
[The Planet Express delivery crew has worn stupid uniforms on completely random occasions.]
Three questions.
One, what does the little lock button do that I just pushed before recording this and also why?
[He doesn't clarify what the "why" refers to. Is it "why does this exist?" or "why does it do whatever thing it does"?]
Two, has any seen - or been roundhouse kicked by - a foxy cyclops? Or seen - or been mugged by - a robot?
Three, how long has everyone else been stuck here? I'm really hoping it's a short amount of time because there's someplace I really need to be. Has it been just a couple days, or a bunch of weeks?
[He's hoping they'll all get to bail from this place soon. Those chances will be better if people haven't been stuck here for ages already, because it means he might be, too.]
Four, has anyone been shocked enough that their tongue went numb?
Five, who all is everyone else...is?
And d) Hi, I'm Fry.
[A pause.]
Wait, that was supposed to be question.
[He has obviously lost count, accidentally used a letter, and also gone over three questions and seems clueless to this fact. But he said he had questions and therefore he rephrases the last one as a question, even though most people don't introduce themselves by asking other people if that's their name.]
Hi, I'm...Fry?
[Nailed it. Solid introduction, if he does say so himself.]
[He figured out the hover function on his comm (100% by accident) and that means it's a wide view of him, sitting on his bunk and leaning forward with curiosity with his elbows on his knees. The New Hire jumpsuit isn't exactly flattering on him - he's almost aggressively average-looking and slightly paunchy - but he looks comfortable, like he's used to occasionally wearing stupid uniforms.]
[The Planet Express delivery crew has worn stupid uniforms on completely random occasions.]
Three questions.
One, what does the little lock button do that I just pushed before recording this and also why?
[He doesn't clarify what the "why" refers to. Is it "why does this exist?" or "why does it do whatever thing it does"?]
Two, has any seen - or been roundhouse kicked by - a foxy cyclops? Or seen - or been mugged by - a robot?
Three, how long has everyone else been stuck here? I'm really hoping it's a short amount of time because there's someplace I really need to be. Has it been just a couple days, or a bunch of weeks?
[He's hoping they'll all get to bail from this place soon. Those chances will be better if people haven't been stuck here for ages already, because it means he might be, too.]
Four, has anyone been shocked enough that their tongue went numb?
Five, who all is everyone else...is?
And d) Hi, I'm Fry.
[A pause.]
Wait, that was supposed to be question.
[He has obviously lost count, accidentally used a letter, and also gone over three questions and seems clueless to this fact. But he said he had questions and therefore he rephrases the last one as a question, even though most people don't introduce themselves by asking other people if that's their name.]
Hi, I'm...Fry?
[Nailed it. Solid introduction, if he does say so himself.]