Sure Got Kafkaesque in Here
[It comes on Saturday's comm, during a lull in the fighting, when the liquidators have all been stopped. It's text but the text-to-voice options means people can hear the message on the go, especially since people can have their comms float along with them as they move.]
[It's difficult for him to hit the buttons without messing words up. He opts to keep his sentences short and simple. Thank goodness for auto-capitalize and auto-spell]
Using Saturday's comm. She found me outside.
Brainiac 5. I'm alive.
Fell in Stuff. Was dying.
Alive but changed. Bad. Typing is difficult.
No thumbs.
[It's difficult for him to hit the buttons without messing words up. He opts to keep his sentences short and simple. Thank goodness for auto-capitalize and auto-spell]
Using Saturday's comm. She found me outside.
Brainiac 5. I'm alive.
Fell in Stuff. Was dying.
Alive but changed. Bad. Typing is difficult.
No thumbs.

Re: Text
Sorry, couple of stragglers didn't quite get the memo that I literally have more power over this place than they do.
I'm not gonna lie, that's...pretty bad. Bright side, at least you know who you are and can communicate. That's not exactly a guarantee with Stuff exposure.
...which probably isn't the most helpful thing to say. Although I'm not exactly sure what would be, really.