Video; Set before I've Got Your Name Written Here.

[prairietroubador]

[The man on the comms looks pretty resigned to being stuck here for now. When he speaks, it's with a western drawl.]

Howdy folks. Name's Greg Saunders. I'm a country singer by trade and, since it'll probably hurt more'n it helps to keep it under wraps, I'm also a member of the Justice League. Which means I'm a superhero, for those of you who don't who we are.

Folks call me Vigilante. No powers, but I'm good with a gun, same with a lasso, and I throw a decent punch.

Nice to meet y'all. I wish it could be under better circumstances, but if I'm honest that ain't exactly new for me.

[Encrypted]

What exactly is the lay of the land here, anyways? Besides Jorgmund havin' no regard for our lives or limbs?

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[turntex]

[A cowboy. A cowboy superhero.]

omg
i have never been happier than i am right now

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[prairietroubador]

Alright, that ain't exactly a phrase I expected to see here of all places.

You a fan or something?

[turntex]

conceptually
go back to video tho
the accent is amazing i wanna listen to that all day

Video

[prairietroubador]

Alright, I'lk humours ua. But you might wanna explain yourself a bit better'n that. Lot of folks might take that ways you didn't intend.

[turntex]

well [PROFANITY CENSORED]
now im curious how that might be interpreted
like is this a real danger
is someone gonna get all hot and bothered by the thought that someone is into them on a purely abstract level
go on take me to school
i got my bookbag and lunchbox and everything

[prairietroubador]

Probably should be me who watches how he phrases things, I guess. Wasn't me I meant, not by a long shot. 'Specially since I'm gettin' the feeling you ain't even old enough to be out of school.

Just remindin' you to be careful. Not something that I have an issue with, personally, but a lot of folks don't take kindly to that kind of thing. I just don't want to see anybody hurt.

[turntex]

why do you gotta suck the joy out of everything
chill dude
no need to get all after school special here
i dont need any life lessons just let me enjoy the cowboy superhero thing

[prairietroubador]

Y'know, maybe if someone had said that from the start this might not've happened.

[turntex]

i made my joy perfectly clear
not my fault you had to go overthinking everything

[prairietroubador]

Fair enough. You got any questions for me kid?

[turntex]

do you ride a horse

[prairietroubador]

Not into a fight, no. I got a couple of classic Indian motorcycles I use for that. Restored 'em myself.

You want to see a horse in a fight, you'd have to talk to Shining Knight. His flies.

[turntex]

eh im pretty set on the knight front
its cool motorcycles are pretty sick too

[Dirk would probably be more disappointed. Dave's pretty sure he mentioned really liking horses in the single conversation they managed to have. But Dave's honestly just here for the stereotype.]

[prairietroubador]

Glad to hear I meet with your approval.

[It's only a little bit sarcastic.]

So, who'm I talkin' to here anyways? Didn't exactly get a name.