text; after the babadont plot

[bothbarrels]

θ: Who here is an artificial life form? How were you created?

θ: Who here has siblings? How do you get along?

θ: Who here has a close friend who you consider closer than family? How did you develop that bond?

θ: Who here knows you died back where you came from? How are you dealing with that information?

[ Yes, it's the middle of the night and Theta is bored. Plus he just wants to know more about the people here. He hopes everyone who responds sticks to text; he doesn't want to awaken North. ]

Comments

[turntex]

[Lucky you, Theta, he's someone who exclusively sticks to text.]

im feeling pretty targeted right now
but whatever im bored
1) technically i guess i might count depending on how you define artificial
there was cloning and slime and time paradoxes involved from what i heard
im not the guy who did the thing so idk that much
2) i have arguably somewhere between one to three siblings
as it turns out said slime paradox cloning results in some bonkers family trees
this tree is frankly more of a wreath but that sounds weirdly incesty so forget i said that
anyway im cool with the ones still around
3) uhh pass
4) my dude i am the *king* of dying back home
i sit on a throne of dead daves and my crown is made of burning and stab wounds
bow down biatch
im being flippant about it but honestly it sucks harder than a high end escort and its definitely less fun

[inner_child]

So you're artificial and organic? Cool!