[locked] anon post: user name @bbboxer

[bananaclip]

I've been here a little while and I've read back a lot of the stuff on the network.

Some of you are smart enough that you'll figure out who I am immediately but, I have to ask — really? Really??

You get on this network and you talk about your old lives like no one you know from back where you came from is going to show up and ruin everything for you.

And you talk like you don’t expect these Jorgmund people to hold some of that stuff over your head, either.

I’m sorry, but I’m a lot more private than that. You know? I’m smarter than that. I’m not willing to ruin everything by talking too much.

PS – Anyone who guesses who I am gets one of those shitty beers from the cafeteria dumped over their head. Mind your business.

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[fuckcable]

Don’t be surprised if nobody wants to trust you.

You saw the welcome committee. They’ve got stuff on us and in us. We need space to breathe, and they want to see we’re using these things like good little proles.

[bananaclip]

Point taken. I'm just...angry. And tired.

[fuckcable]

You should be. Angry, anyway. Maybe tired, too. I don’t know how anybody sleeps with no door and this thing creaking all night.

I don’t sleep great under normal conditions. I’d say this is hell, but there’s not enough demons.

[fromfryingpantofire]

While that's very true, you didn't actually have to say it.

[fuckcable]

I typed it.

[fromfryingpantofire]

You know what I mean.

[fuckcable]

As long as there’s not some f ed up prophecy about the 8th billionth person to walk the earth, it’s fine.

[fromfryingpantofire]

Prophesies aren't all they're cracked up to be, anyway. And usually suck for the subject of said prophesy.

[fuckcable]

Yeah. Learned that one.

[fromfryingpantofire]

Yeah. Pretty much sucks ass.

[fuckcable]

There’s more beer in the room now.

[fromfryingpantofire]

Fantastic. Because I definitely need one now.

[credit_not_blame]

If ANY demons show up (and are not shock-collared), I'm gonna kick you in the dick.

[fuckcable]

after everything that’s come at us for months, you’re going to blame ME if a demon turns up? It won’t be my fault. It’s just a day that ends in Y.

You try and kick me in the dick and I’ll defend myself.

[credit_not_blame]

Last time demons showed up, SO MANY THINGS tried to kill me, up to and including a goddamned eldritch horror from beyond the bounds of space and time. Do NOT jinx this.

[bananaclip]

That made my skin crawl, thanks for that.

[fuckcable]

it’s not like I went into graphic detail.

[bananaclip]

I don't need details about demons to be upset at the idea of encountering one.