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[Emily isn't wearing the ugly blue jumpsuit. She is instead wearing ugly blue scrubs, and judging by the background, she's in the Infirmary. And she's smiling. Emily is always. Smiling.]
Is there anyone out there with an injury or chronic medical condition that was untreatable in your home universe? I have robotics lab and medical access now. Come on by and we'll see about sorting that out! Or just come by for a checkup! I don't discriminate!
[She should probably set expectations properly, huh? Her good cheer goes from disconcerting to almost normal as she adds her caveat.]
The equipment is, hmm, vintage and I don't promise I can fix everything, especially if your biochemistry is out there compared to humans, but it seems like I'm from the future [she makes wiggly finger gestures, which are apparently supposed to signal...something] relative to quite a few of you, so that's an extra few centuries of medical knowledge. Might as well put it to good use!
Is there anyone out there with an injury or chronic medical condition that was untreatable in your home universe? I have robotics lab and medical access now. Come on by and we'll see about sorting that out! Or just come by for a checkup! I don't discriminate!
[She should probably set expectations properly, huh? Her good cheer goes from disconcerting to almost normal as she adds her caveat.]
The equipment is, hmm, vintage and I don't promise I can fix everything, especially if your biochemistry is out there compared to humans, but it seems like I'm from the future [she makes wiggly finger gestures, which are apparently supposed to signal...something] relative to quite a few of you, so that's an extra few centuries of medical knowledge. Might as well put it to good use!
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[No, wait - Guts flinches at the touch, even though Loken's grasp is gentle. He's disoriented and has no clue who is holding him up - the instinctual reaction is to violently jerk away. Who the hell was that!?
The sudden action is more than his drunken sense of equilibrium can handle, sending him stumbling straight to the ground unless he's quickly caught.]
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You are under sedation. Try not to move so much, or all the doctor's ministrations may not work.
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Trying to muscle his way out of it is futile against Loken, but that's not going to stop him from struggling as hard as he can.]
Don't touch me..!
[He's uncoordinated - mostly a lot of undignified flailing and pulling, except for the single good punch he attempts to throw at his face. It would have absolutely floored any other medical staffer had they been there in his stead.]
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Then she notices Loken's blood. Loken's unnaturally red blood.]
Ooh! Do you have extra heme groups?
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Guts is going to KEEP FIGHTING HIM, this time trying to get a headbutt in towards the bottom of his chin, clawing at Loken as if he might lose his life otherwise. He looks down at that damn hand with every intent to bite it until a wave of nausea sends his head swimming.
The struggling ceases for a moment while he doubles over, trying to regain what little sense he had. At least his punching hand is too busy clasping at his stomach to send another blow at his face.]
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I think so, yes. You'd have to ask a techpriest to be sure but I know for certain our blood has been altered to carry fast clotting agents, and more oxygen than you might otherwise be able to carry.
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Guess his plan to Kill Loken with his bare hands is going to be put on hold.]
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Guts, sweetie, it's okay. Captain Loken is my friend [for the purposes of talking down belligerent post-surgical patients, anyway] and he's helping me. Let's get you back to bed and your stomach will feel better.
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[Not very well, granted, but he's incredibly stubborn even when he feels like retching. You stay over there, Loken.
Stay there while he slowly wobbles back up, using the gurney for help. Gurneys don't grab back.]
Where's the bed?
[He kind of... forgot]