OVER THE PA SYSTEM

[piper90npcs]

Goooooood morning boys and girls! And especially those boys. You know which ones I mean. That's right, everyone, the Jorgmund Swimsuit Calendars are out and they are hot, hot, HOT! And, no, I'm not just saying that because I'm in the firefighter's catalogue!

[Canned laughter.]

Of course, the real special interest for some of you are those New Hire calendars. We got the robot chick, the ninja girl, the surly-and-smoking bodyguard, the cat boy, that spicy Cajun and-oh. We've even got a calendar for kids! No swimsuits, just an array of lions and tigers and bears, oh my!

So come on down to the PX and pick up tomorrow's calendar, today! And, thanks to that handsome blue devil, they come with a free tiger poster!

[Of course, the New Hires get a random calendar in their rooms for free. Never let it be said Jorgmund hasn't done anything for them! The calendars themselves are... actually a little spicy, some of them. Each New Hire who participated gets their own, and there's a mix. That or they might find themselves with a fireman's calendar, the one stuffed with mechanics, or one of the other offerings.]

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[pain_train]

[ ....wait all that stuff about cat boys and such is about them? Since this guy is a new hire, and she just got here, she is... too? ]

If you're the cat boy, what does that make me? [ Because okay. The ears on him. But... she's not a robot or a ninja or a bodyguard... ]

[nyanhat]

Oh, hey! Don't think I've seen you before, so you probably got here after when they were taking all those pictures. Which is enviable.

But yes, I...am "the cat boy," apparently. But "Ranulf" is better, so let's stick to that.

[pain_train]

Oh, whew. I don't remember pictures, but you never know. Weird things happen.

Nice to meet you, Ranulf! My name's Wrath.