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piper902021-02-04 11:17 pm
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OVER THE PA SYSTEM
Goooooood morning boys and girls! And especially those boys. You know which ones I mean. That's right, everyone, the Jorgmund Swimsuit Calendars are out and they are hot, hot, HOT! And, no, I'm not just saying that because I'm in the firefighter's catalogue!
[Canned laughter.]
Of course, the real special interest for some of you are those New Hire calendars. We got the robot chick, the ninja girl, the surly-and-smoking bodyguard, the cat boy, that spicy Cajun and-oh. We've even got a calendar for kids! No swimsuits, just an array of lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
So come on down to the PX and pick up tomorrow's calendar, today! And, thanks to that handsome blue devil, they come with a free tiger poster!
[Of course, the New Hires get a random calendar in their rooms for free. Never let it be said Jorgmund hasn't done anything for them! The calendars themselves are... actually a little spicy, some of them. Each New Hire who participated gets their own, and there's a mix. That or they might find themselves with a fireman's calendar, the one stuffed with mechanics, or one of the other offerings.]
[Canned laughter.]
Of course, the real special interest for some of you are those New Hire calendars. We got the robot chick, the ninja girl, the surly-and-smoking bodyguard, the cat boy, that spicy Cajun and-oh. We've even got a calendar for kids! No swimsuits, just an array of lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
So come on down to the PX and pick up tomorrow's calendar, today! And, thanks to that handsome blue devil, they come with a free tiger poster!
[Of course, the New Hires get a random calendar in their rooms for free. Never let it be said Jorgmund hasn't done anything for them! The calendars themselves are... actually a little spicy, some of them. Each New Hire who participated gets their own, and there's a mix. That or they might find themselves with a fireman's calendar, the one stuffed with mechanics, or one of the other offerings.]
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[Stacia fiddles with her comm a bit, and a private message pops up on Brainy's:]
I'm sorry that you've been separated from your child(ren). Let me know if there's anything I can do to help, aside from waving a magic wand and getting us all sent home again.
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But we can all try to help one another escape this place.
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I'm always down for teamwork to take down a larger and more dangerous foe. I've got that "let's work together!" instinct coming from both sides.