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[whethertheyshould]

I've done some asking around, and if you're wondering why you were targeted or bitten by the, ah, the so-called 'cherubs', I've pretty much narrowed it down to you being in love. I don't know if trying to not feel loving feelings helps, however. I would say it couldn't hurt to try, but I think what hurts a lot less than that is simply avoiding the areas where they are gathering, which is in the hallways.

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[infailtration]

[ Well that makes perfect sense for him, but not for his attacked friend. Is he sure? ]

How'd you figure that one out?

[whethertheyshould]

I asked several victims a few questions. I had to go back to them a couple of times, but it wasn't that hard to guess once I picked up on the pattern.

There's something I've picked up on here and that's that these so-called monsters aren't very random. If it walks like a duck, as they say, even if the duck has large, sharp teeth.

[infailtration]

You're saying the demon cherubs are actual cupids? Or that they're hunting like cupids.

[whethertheyshould]

They seem to be based on Cupid somehow, yes. Just in reverse.

[infailtration]

Like they want to feed off it, I'm guessing, from all the biting.

At least they're not that hard to kill.

[whethertheyshould]

Yes, so it would seem.

Many people seem averse to killing them. They've been locking them in closets and the like.

[infailtration]

They cry disturbingly like actual babies, so I get it, but also... they're not babies.

[whethertheyshould]

You're correct in that.

I hope you're able to fight more of them. Sounds like you did a good job with whichever ones attacked you.

[infailtration]

One took a good chunk out of my shoulder, so I wouldn't bet on me now. I can hardly move it.

[whethertheyshould]

Ah, that's too bad. I hope it heals up well.

[infailtration]

I'm sure it'll be fine.

For anyone reading this: stomping on them is super effective.

[whethertheyshould]

I'll let anyone know that I can.

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[xrater]

So we need to lock up the teenagers, Rogue and Remy, and anyone who's spent five minutes with Dan?

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[credit_not_blame]

Like, romantic love, or do other forms of love count too?

Because my boyfriend isn't even here, so that doesn't seem fair.

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[myagents]

Thank you for this information. I believe many workers could use this warning, including former freelancer agents.

[Then he has the nerve to tag York and North in his fucking post].

infailtration bothbarrels, please be careful out there.

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[infailtration]

What the *** is wrong with you?

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[myagents]

I heard you and Agent North were attacked. Of course I am aware of your combat abilities but I figured Dr Malcolm's considerate hypothesis and suggestions were worth pointing out and, since many people post in the network everyday and content tends to get buried, I wanted to make sure you would see this post before having to endure another attack.

[Price smiles as he hits send. York knows that he knows that York knows that he knows. It's beautiful.]

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[infailtration]

I was already in here, and I don't like your implication.

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[myagents]

I'm afraid I have no idea what implications you are talking about, Agent York.

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[infailtration]

You're an ***. You know exactly what I mean. Don't tag us again.

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[myagents]

I do not see how my comment could be harmful in any way, but I will apologize if it makes you feel better.

[York is a very capable person and sure Price insults him in his head every now and then, but that's just what he does when people are being BORING, he likes him as he likes every freelancer and everyone in general, honestly. He's not judging York and North for being in love, he's happy to see it, it seems fun.
It is however absolutely appalling how York being upset at a valid warning and a friendly invite to do get his gay disaster act together. The ungratefulness is evident.]

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[infailtration]

Then you're an idiot. Don't bother apologizing if you can't even figure out what for.

[ All the callouts on this post are a bad idea, it'll make Jorgmund watch them more closely. ]

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[myagents]

Very well, then. Good luck, Agents.

[He's literally been nothing but nice to all of them. A small part of him wishes the cupids would just kill a couple of hypocrites who preach niceness and then can't appreciate help, you know. Not his beloved agents, of course, but damn sometimes they are frustrating to deal with.]

[whethertheyshould]

You do understand I made a public post?

[ In other words, Big Brother is watching, and callouts aren't a helpful thing in this circumstance. ]

[whethertheyshould]

You do, ah, understand this is a public post?

[ Jorgmund will take note of anyone breaking the rules in this way, he's sure. ]