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Ian Malcolm ([personal profile] whethertheyshould) wrote in [community profile] piper902021-02-08 10:35 pm

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I've done some asking around, and if you're wondering why you were targeted or bitten by the, ah, the so-called 'cherubs', I've pretty much narrowed it down to you being in love. I don't know if trying to not feel loving feelings helps, however. I would say it couldn't hurt to try, but I think what hurts a lot less than that is simply avoiding the areas where they are gathering, which is in the hallways.
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[personal profile] infailtration 2021-02-09 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well that makes perfect sense for him, but not for his attacked friend. Is he sure? ]

How'd you figure that one out?
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[personal profile] infailtration 2021-02-09 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
You're saying the demon cherubs are actual cupids? Or that they're hunting like cupids.

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[personal profile] xrater 2021-02-09 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
So we need to lock up the teenagers, Rogue and Remy, and anyone who's spent five minutes with Dan?
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[personal profile] xrater 2021-02-09 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Whoops, the player totally missed that. We'll just say Alia's was locked.]

Unfortunately, none of these listed are subtle.

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[personal profile] kingofneworleans 2021-02-11 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Bit late on at least one of dose.
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[personal profile] credit_not_blame 2021-02-09 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Like, romantic love, or do other forms of love count too?

Because my boyfriend isn't even here, so that doesn't seem fair.
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[personal profile] credit_not_blame 2021-02-09 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)

[Cue dramatic teenage sigh.]

No, it's fine, I'm better suited to dealing with these little monsters than most people.

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[personal profile] myagents 2021-02-09 10:09 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you for this information. I believe many workers could use this warning, including former freelancer agents.

[Then he has the nerve to tag York and North in his fucking post].

[personal profile] infailtration [personal profile] bothbarrels, please be careful out there.
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What the *** is wrong with you?
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[personal profile] myagents 2021-02-09 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I heard you and Agent North were attacked. Of course I am aware of your combat abilities but I figured Dr Malcolm's considerate hypothesis and suggestions were worth pointing out and, since many people post in the network everyday and content tends to get buried, I wanted to make sure you would see this post before having to endure another attack.

[Price smiles as he hits send. York knows that he knows that York knows that he knows. It's beautiful.]
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[personal profile] myagents 2021-02-09 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Your post does appear to be set as public, yes.

[He answers like it's Ian's fault. Certainly it's not his fault. What is he supposed to tell his gay kids, 'have fun dying'? Unbelievable. Also they all threatened to hurt him as soon as they first met on the Rig for literally no reason, if they like to act scary and intimidating the master might as well leave some crumbs for them to learn.]

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[ Robbie is slightly out of breath, and one shoulder of his jumpsuit is raggedly torn. He’s bleeding in a thin line, almost like a sharp tooth dragged along the flesh.

He wouldn’t have done video, but it’s the first button he could mash.
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WHAT?

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[personal profile] hallelujahjunction 2021-02-11 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
To add a note from the research field to your hypothesis, they will also bite you if you grab them by the hair and stuff them in a pillowcase.
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[personal profile] kingofneworleans 2021-02-11 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Does Remy sound a bit winded? That's probably because he is. Those things are fast.]

Well. Dat 'splains a few t'ings.

Really, really annoyin' t'ings, but still a few.

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[personal profile] monkey_wrench 2021-02-14 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
HA! Being a cold-hearted jerk works in my favor, again! Suck's to be you love birds!

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[personal profile] greyerrant 2021-02-16 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Ugly things, but I think your theoretical may have some holes in it.

[ He's not thinking about Kerrigan shut up. ]

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