audio; during the valentine's event

[whethertheyshould]

I've done some asking around, and if you're wondering why you were targeted or bitten by the, ah, the so-called 'cherubs', I've pretty much narrowed it down to you being in love. I don't know if trying to not feel loving feelings helps, however. I would say it couldn't hurt to try, but I think what hurts a lot less than that is simply avoiding the areas where they are gathering, which is in the hallways.

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[whethertheyshould]

Is that a shout of outrage, or do you really need me to repeat it?

[walkingballpit]

That was a shout of scientific outrage. I want data in ClarisWorks patterned charts. You need to reveal your methodology. You’d didn’t even blow anything up!

[ So it’s mild outrage, then, with a side of confused denial. ]

[whethertheyshould]

Anecdata in this case seems sufficient. That's all I have, but it all confirms the hypothesis.

[walkingballpit]

But they...

[ He may not have a quip for this, but he’s honest. ]

I don’t know what to do with this information. Did they bite you?

[whethertheyshould]

No, they did not. I was soundly ignored by these, ah, creatures.

[ Ian has people he's admired around the rig but no specific crushes, per se. ]