[locked] More Intel

[parannoyed]

In the spirit of sharing information that we found while monster-hunting [and on a separate post because like hell is he going to purposefully comment to Price] we also need to share what we found on one of the laptops while snooping around.

Apparently the company is worried about outside threats, someone called The Bey and some pirates, and a group called the Ryecatchers. They don't seem to think the pirates are much of a threat other than The Bey - maybe their leader? The person writing the memo thought the Ryecatchers were a worse threat.

Information about Jorgmund's enemies seems useful to know.

Comments

[fuckingaqua]

Yeah, I kinda only got the sword by falling in a hole when I wasn't paying attention.

Which if you look on the bright side, I could totally demonstrate again.

[prairietroubador]

That ain't all you need to be thinkin' about. As I recall, the lady did say "If you liked it you shoulda put a ring on it."

[fuckingaqua]

Oh, gross! Who's thinking long-term in this economy?

[prairietroubador]

Hey pardner, I don't make the rules. Post-apocalyptic Beyoncé does.

[fuckingaqua]

Dude, apart from the fact that I don't do commitments, anyone who talks to me for five minutes and wants to put a ring on it is like, making a cry for help.

If post-apocalyptic Beyoncé tries to marry me, every New Hire on this stupid Rig is obligated to save both of us.

[credit_not_blame]

That's the spirit!

[fuckingaqua]

See? That's what supporting a teammate is all about! If I get the chance to do some dumb bullshit that's never gonna work because maybe it'll get me with a warlord celebrity, I'm doing it no matter how many people tell me it's dumb bullshit that's never gonna work.

Everyone here should be taking notes, Stacia.

[credit_not_blame]

As long as the dumb bullshit doesn't cause me problems, I am 100% supportive. If it does cause me problems, I will whine about it forever. Just so you know.

[fuckingaqua]

Noted. It won't prevent anything, but I dunno. Everyone I hang out with back home complains about stuff all the time anyway. I'm wired for whine. You'll fit right in.

[credit_not_blame]

Glad we're all prepared for each other's coping mechanisms! We could probably use a proper kvetching session to blow off steam at some point anyway. It's not like we don't have plenty to complain about already.

[fuckingaqua]

Complaining is a good coping mechanism. If I couldn't complain, I wouldn't be where I am today. Or I would, but I'd be way too fucking uptight about it. Hard pass. Kvetching all day every day, like god intended.