Birthday Planning! [locked to new hires][yes, all of them!]

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Today is my birthday! Happy birthday to meeeeeee!

[Stacia clears her throat.]

After some serious thought and because this place is disgusting, I have elected to turn seventeen again. To that effect, please feel free to greet me in person with whatever seventeen-and-under age you like, especially where Jorg employees can hear so as to sow confusion amongst their ranks.

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[Stacia mulls this over.]

I think the eggs might be taking it a little far for our cover, as appropriate as it would be. But anonymous notes in crayon might work.

And hey, if Kokichi can sneak smelly stuff besides eggs into the ventilation system, I wouldn't say boo.

[trialbyliar]

[Aaaand here's Kokichi, making a theatrically exaggerated expression of dismay.]

It's like you all think I'm some kind of vandal!

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I have faith in your skills, Kokichi!

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Do it for Bunny, Kokichi!

[Peer pressure! Peer pressure! Peer pressure!]

[monkey_wrench]

Hm...well I do have clean-up duty in the kitchen this week, I'm sure I can find something gross that's less obvious.

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Excellent, please keep an eye out for potential nastiness.