Birthday Planning! [locked to new hires][yes, all of them!]

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Today is my birthday! Happy birthday to meeeeeee!

[Stacia clears her throat.]

After some serious thought and because this place is disgusting, I have elected to turn seventeen again. To that effect, please feel free to greet me in person with whatever seventeen-and-under age you like, especially where Jorg employees can hear so as to sow confusion amongst their ranks.

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[beetlebutt]

Feliz quinceañera, person I don't know.

[He holds a hand to his chest as if this is a moment of great feeling.]

This is such a special time in a girl's life. I'm honored to share it with you.

Even though I have no clue who you are.

Or even your name.

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[credit_not_blame]

Muchas gracias, new friend! I'm Stacia, and I am the werewolf voted most likely to boss you around!

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[beetlebutt]

See, the bossing me around part I'm used to because I have this friend who mostly does it for me and my other friend's own good, because otherwise we'd do things like play Lexbox all night instead of doing book reports.

[Brenda and her agenda regularly saved their GPAs.]

But the werewolf thing is new. And also raises some very important questions that I may possibly have a long-standing bet on with a friend, like werewolf vs. vampire, who would win in a fight?

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[credit_not_blame]

It's always good to know who is already prepared to be bossed around without protesting!

[Stacia makes a face.]

That depends entirely on the werewolf in question, the vampire in question, and whether or not there is already a standing "everybody play nice, we have bigger problems" agreement in place. Which we do, and fortunately all the werewolves and vampires who have ended up here have agreed to it, because those fights get physical and messy.