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[fuckingaqua]

Hey, so if everyone's done celebrating love or diversity or whatever, I've got personal agendas that are actually important and cool that don't have anything to do with Human Resources.

[ It hasn't even been a week but ok dumbass. ]

The important one is, I need someone to use magic or science or whatever to everything-proof a photograph for me, ASAP. They won't let me use a fancy copier to make a backup, so I need that handled before the next time I have to do some bullshit mission around acid or fire or dudes who wanna stab me.

The cool one is, I need someone who has a grenade they're willing to flush down a toilet for team bonding cred. You'll probably get messed-up eardrums, but it'll be fucking awesome. I dunno, we can make it like a group thing? 'cause now that I'm thinking about it, I've never had a multi-team operation to flush two grenades down two toilets at the same time.

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[fuckingaqua]

because it'll be fucking awesome and explosions are cool

sometimes people get all deep and wanna destroy something beautiful you know? it's like that. except we're destroying something that sucks and it's for no reason and we don't really have anything better to do.

so its basically being in the unsc.

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[wheyoftheadept]

against my better judgement im inclined to give you the boomboom

keep my name out of it and send me pic or vid.

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[fuckingaqua]

absofuckinglutely

i'll be the only public face this badass mission needs. you just make sure you dont get that good judgement back

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[wheyoftheadept]

[The only response is that the next morning, there's a knock on his door or door frame. When he gets there, she isn't there - but there is a shoebox, and inside, a single grenade with a cheerful little construction paper bow on it]

This is what I can spare. reads this note accompanying it. Have fun.