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piper902021-06-06 06:31 pm
fuckingaqua) wrote in piper902021-06-06 06:31 pm
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Hey, so if everyone's done celebrating love or diversity or whatever, I've got personal agendas that are actually important and cool that don't have anything to do with Human Resources.
[ It hasn't even been a week but ok dumbass. ]
The important one is, I need someone to use magic or science or whatever to everything-proof a photograph for me, ASAP. They won't let me use a fancy copier to make a backup, so I need that handled before the next time I have to do some bullshit mission around acid or fire or dudes who wanna stab me.
The cool one is, I need someone who has a grenade they're willing to flush down a toilet for team bonding cred. You'll probably get messed-up eardrums, but it'll be fucking awesome. I dunno, we can make it like a group thing? 'cause now that I'm thinking about it, I've never had a multi-team operation to flush two grenades down two toilets at the same time.
[ It hasn't even been a week but ok dumbass. ]
The important one is, I need someone to use magic or science or whatever to everything-proof a photograph for me, ASAP. They won't let me use a fancy copier to make a backup, so I need that handled before the next time I have to do some bullshit mission around acid or fire or dudes who wanna stab me.
The cool one is, I need someone who has a grenade they're willing to flush down a toilet for team bonding cred. You'll probably get messed-up eardrums, but it'll be fucking awesome. I dunno, we can make it like a group thing? 'cause now that I'm thinking about it, I've never had a multi-team operation to flush two grenades down two toilets at the same time.
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[ The fact Wash and Carolina have been taken in by a bunch of Sim Troopers is still batshit insane, for the record. It never stops boggling her. ]
Isn't two Freelancers on one sim team just called cheating?
[ She says as a twin who almost certainly got sent on simulations with said twin. Shut up. ]
And you mean it just makes you all really ████in' stir crazy insane.
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Look, it's not like the Reds even wanted 'em! They still had all their guys. Ours kept dying. [ Looking at you, multiple dead Churches. Fucking asshole. Definitely not sad about it at all still sometimes. ] And Caboose got all attached to Wash after the Meta thing, and Carolina already had the right armor color. I dunno, it just worked out. Cool split for teamwork.